GOSSIP BOY: Tsskkk! Tsskkk! Tsskkk!

News travel so fast nowadays! With internet only a click away in our iPhone and Blackberry, we get to find out the juiciest news about our own back side only a few second travels from Susan to Cindy to Mike to Jane and back to me.

I heard that Z(Hobbit-Oprah of Middle Earth) deleted my sweet buddy L, R and J from her precious little Facebook friend list. L was a little bit sad by Z’s action for about 10 seconds. Nope, cut the zero and leave the 1 second only.

And then L was all smiling and said, “Aku tak rugi apa pun, ada aku kesah!”

Then my Sweetheart friend W from overseas sent me a short message said that J (Desperate Black-Widow) has made her lousy Blog into a Private Blog upon invitation only. Then I said…..”Aku tak rugi apa pun, ada aku kesah!”

Another sad gossip: I was told by someone that Z was really over confident doing her BJ class last Wednesday night with fewer followers than the week before. I counted! A friend asked me why I didn’t attend her dance-dance-dance the night away class. So I spoke the truth about the whole thing to him.

Z’s class is “syok sendiri” and if someone wanted to use her BJ class as a torturing device to kill me, they will succeed. I will surely die of boredom and a severe eyesore watching her believing what a fabulous little hobbit she is. So sad!

A little shout out to some friends….I supposed now the wind has changed. It’s time to migrate to the Friday BJ class and have fabulous times. I heard Z goes to that class too but as a follower. Errrmmmm! Suspicious! Spying and doing some un-official political act is more likely.

Z confessed to R buddy of mine long ago: “Dik, kat gym ni akak kena pandai politik sikit dik!” Proven guilty as charged!

But on the other hand, joining another BJ class will help Z to loose some of those fatty love handles around her waist, thunder thighs and everywhere there’s skin. A word of advice to Z, cut down your Nasi Lemak at Old Town from 2 plates at one time to 0 plate ok. There are other foods to eat too. Look at the menu again!

Tsskkkkk! Tssskkkk! Tsskkkk!